Budget Spinmonger

Surely someone must have thought of a way to blame Muslims for this budget?

Let me have a try then...

With an annual increase on alcohol duty for the next four years and the impact this will no doubt have on public houses all over the UK, surely this must be Sharia by Stealth?

Chancellor, the public has a right to know...



NB: 'Spinmonger' - I don't think this is even a word (yet) so cite me as the source if you decide to coin it in the future ;) Basically I give the Spinmonger this definition:

Spinmonger
A political press agent or publicist employed to promote an unfavourable interpretation of events to journalists in order to encourage a people or nation to fear or hate (possibly both) minority groups within their society. (An ideological spinmonger would probably do it for free)

It's basically a combination of the following:
Spin Doctor
A political press agent or publicist employed to promote a favourable interpretation of events to journalists.
Warmonger
A pejorative term used to describe someone who is eager to encourage a people or nation to go to war.